frickin laser

stolen from some random on google images

(would link but i think he stole it too...)

i hate body hair. i hate hair removal. its such an annoying and effort-full process. a few years ago i determined lazering 'down unda' would help in the shaving/waxing department (and yes i did the math) i went for a few sessions and then abandoned ship because the lady cut* me with the razor**, in a spot that was a little TOO close to my sphincter for my liking.

Anyhoodle, today i went back for the third to last time (cause its working, yeah!!) and my new laser lady is frickin AWESOME! She is super funny and very relaxy and laid-back and you dont mind that she is manipulating and zapping your labia with a frickin lazer while joking about how her cats cuddle up to her in the night, which gives her terrible allergies.

My saviour from the pain though: Emla the numbing cream - a pussy whose about to be lazered's best friend.

only 2 more sessions until i have the undersmile of a porn star. this better be worth it.

*the cut was so bad that it bled all the way home (5 blocks) and actually scabbed (yes, i HAD to check, just to see how bad it actually was)

**yes, before getting lazered you have to shave every single hair that you want lazered off, including your anal hairs. if you can't reach or get all of them, the lazer'er will do it for you; this can be a little awkward when they use a dollar store bic and go quickly (SERIOUSLY?!?!) against the grain (OUCH!). boys - its not as sexy as it sounds.