i fear driving with one of my friends (who shall remain nameless). i only drive with him if i absolutely HAVE to, and only on very short drives. "but why?" do you ask... because he is the epitome of asshole drivers. he bitches and complains about 'those other drivers' but he should be their king. and here is why:
the other day, said friend picked me up to take me and his wife 8 blocks from my house to the most amazing thing ever (a cupcake competition!!! yum, yum, yum, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, bellyache, poop frosting, crave more cupcakes...)
as we were making the final right turn to our destination, there was a lady on a moped in front of us, who was also making a right turn. she also happened to use her left arm to indicate that she was turning right. all of a sudden our gracious driver yells out "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU USING YOUR ARM FOR!?!?!?! THAT'S WHAT FUCKING SIGNALS ARE FOR!!!! OH THAT'S RIGHT YOUR FUCKING MOPED DOESN'T HAVE THEM!!! GET OFF THE ROAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!"
From the back seat i blatantly replied "umm, she is using her arm because, although she does have a signal on her moped, which is on and indicating she is turning, she is also using her arm to show you she is turning right, in case you can't see her turn signal. so essentially she is doing YOU the favor."
he shut right up after that.
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