friday fumduddlery

• yeah for it being the furthest point from having to be back at work again. cause fuck you monday.
• i made chocolate cake and had some for breakfast. you only judge because you wish you did it too.
• there is a one-in-28-million chance of winning the $50 million lottery tonight. i am that one. you can toss your ticket away.
• my high school 10 year reunion was held recently. due to the fact that i am still friends with the only two people from high school i actually would want to see, i didn't go. after seeing the pictures of the only 17 or so people (out of a class of 250-ish) who did go, i am glad i didn't waste my time. yah that's right. i said it. i had better places to get drunk.
• i finally got around to waxing the lower portion of my legs. i can now wear skirts and bermudas with-out the shame of looking like an ape or a man or a lesbian high school teacher.
• i have been wanting to burst out crying a lot lately for no reason. i am not sure if its a period thing, a med side effect, or what. i haven't actually done it, but i am sure there is going to be a moment soon in a really public place where i will hear some random song from my past that will cause me to have a public breakdown and i will have to be escorted out of the store. i seriously need to stop watching mall cops on tlc.
• 75 days til i am wed. not stressy yet. i just want the drinking to begin.
• have a fabulous weekend. i am going to.