some if's

please take into consideration that not all of these are real if's in my life. some of them are, but not all of them. just cause if i do post only the real ones i will feel like a real ass-hat.

• if you see someone from the car next to yours at a red light litter , do you let them know they dropped something or just let it be?


• if someone tells you that it's ok to say no when you are not in the mood, do you say no, or just 'take one for the team' and hope they are too busy getting their rocks off to care?


• if the sign says stop, do you, or do you casually slow down and eversobriefly pause?


• if you could only make one long-distance phone call, who would you call?


• if someone says they will pick you up between a short 15 minute window, would you wait in the normal established pick-up area that has been used for the past 6 years, or sit on your ass waiting for a phone call to say i'm here', or alternatively, have said driver park in awkward parking garage, come upstairs to get said lazy ass, only to have to leave 2 seconds later?


• if someone gives you the finger for something they have done wrong do you have the right to fake pretend running them over?


• if you have to shit at work, is it best to wait until everyone has vacated the other stalls, or just bring in some febreeze?


• if vienna stayed with jake, do you think he would have (attempted to) killed her?


• if a parent is riding a bike, with their child in the 'child bucket' strapped to the back of the bike, is it ok to yell at them if only the child is wearing a helmet, and the parent isn't? (cause i mean wtf kind of example are they setting?)


• if i sneak out five minutes early today, will anyone notice?